Stumpy.

Water_witch-2by Abigael07 Nov 2013

He's taking a power nap
exhausted by all the media
attention. Stumpy

waddles on two front legs
the extra pair at the rear
act like stabilisers.

He's busy making four-legged
waves at Warrawee Duck Farm ,
the New Forest, Hampshire.

Flying could be a problem
with a four leg undercarriage . -
Oven ready might be popular.