West Midlands Porn and Bread

Imageby Dave Pitt14 Nov 2013

I remember the first time I entered the shop
With its windows painted all black
From outside it promised a sex palace
But inside was only one rack...of magazines

Having a flick they were thumbed and tired
Everything else in the shop was bare
Nothing on the walls but crumpled ladies
And a few knobs here and there...standing around

They talked in whispers with the owner
Who singled me out with his one good eye
As a boy in need of some fine Dutch culture
I gave him my coins and he sold me a lie...

...they were German...and very very uncultured