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A handy guide

On human Procreation

Zd331199by Drew Brittain12 Aug 2014

If you're invited
Over for "coffee"
Here's a guide:


If they don't read books,
Don't fuck them.

If they don't follow news,
Don't fuck them.


If the are worried about
Fashion trends for popularity's sake,
Don't fuck them

If they are a card-carrying anything,
Don't fuck them.

If there's nothing to say,
Don't fuck them


If there's something to say,
But dull,
Don't fuck them.

If they are "ugly",
Don't fuck them.

If they are "hot",
Don't fuck them.

If they went to Uni
For a job to make
Loads and loads of money,
Don't fuck them.

If they are concerned about wealth
And the fastest way to make a pile
Of it,
Don't fuck them.

If they take orders
From dudes in fancy duds,
Don't fuck them.

If they take orders
From "experts"
Don't fuck them.

If they take orders
From culture
Don't fuck them.


If they take orders
From radicals on either side
Don't fuck them.

If they take orders
From poets,
Don't fuck them.

In short, anybody concerned
With getting laid
Don't fuck them.

And, if they are prone
For such malapropisms
Common to Albertan lexicon
Such as "Education is too expensive
When
High-paying jobs exist with no
Fuss"

And

Show scorn for intelligence and passion
Not only should you refrain
From swapping bodily fluids
But, morally, obligated to prevent
Others from slipping into the trap of
Fitting in.


Because in a world
Where we've raped Mother Earth
Isn't it time humanity
Showed a little class?