Written for a friend.
She does not have a warty bum.
but the jury is out on the stringy wax
Written for a friend.
She does not have a warty bum.
but the jury is out on the stringy wax
by Ethel Twigg20 Apr 2015
Gollum laments, playing her drum
scratching her warty green bum
pulls stringy wax from her ragged ear
blows bubbles from her abdominal rectum