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Written for a friend.
She does not have a warty bum.
but the jury is out on the stringy wax

M Gollum

Evil-minionby Ethel Twigg20 Apr 2015

Gollum laments, playing her drum
scratching her warty green bum
pulls stringy wax from her ragged ear
blows bubbles from her abdominal rectum