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A comment from a friend (she has my weird sense of humour) prompted this.
No, I don't think she actually HAS stapled cheese to her muff, but - knowing her - it's only a matter of time...

Cheesy muff

Evil-minionby Ethel Twigg20 Apr 2015

Oh thank you for showing me that
I wasn't quite damaged enough
but why for the love of all that is holy
have you stapled some cheese to your muff

I get that you think it'll be tasty
and the yellow makes your pink bits "pop"
but it's weird in a way that makes me facepalm
so please, with the cheese: just stop!