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A break down of low land scots slang.

Slang:

Scheme_lifeby Scheme poet 23 Dec 2013

"This is ma underclass slang al never stop speaking it
till the day a die al never stop leaking it"

A Bairns pram is a gram
A farmers daughter a quarter
A cows calf is a half take to your toes,
As you get up on the ounce its called time to bounce,

Funny that a type this KEY- Board
The next word for Kilos is keys
Call that carrying weight in debt means cracked knees,

Jail is called the tin pale
In the the halls
your reputation your name Built on gameness and baws
For the way they hold them self over the walls
Or how they handle rattling other wise known as withdrawals

Getting rid of stuff means its getting shifted
if you get caught red handed we call that getting lifted
if you make it in life we call that gifted.

"This is ma underclass slang al never stop speaking it the truth al always be seeking it
Till the day a die ma slang al never stop leaking it "

If you get your life taken
Means your full peoples life's are shaken

If dodgy on yer previous its called beasting
If your pockets are flush means your feasting
If you've been plugged we call that bleeding
If your admitting stuff it called pleading,
5 finger discount our word for thieving

A west point is a joint Mickey mouse is your house
The Prince of whales is a set of scales
If somebody is yellow there face goes pale,

Ken means know and Barry means your rocking the show,
A street fight is a square go somebody who's suspect is Jailbait Joe if we got money we got dough,

If your Bro's Bro is Aweright means the guy is sound
If your teams took a hit your a man down
A growl is a frown
The ghost train means your hell bound

have respect for few days leave the family alone
kicking for height means your going for the thrown

"Here Big man"

Means your full grown.
Bolt ya radge means leave me the fuck Alone,
Calm doon means watch yer tone,
A sore one is close to the bone

They say in the scheme yer number one rule
It's no cool but don't get caught slipping wi your own tool they teach lesson that in the hard knock school,

Yer studio is yer pad, Yer auld man is yer Dad
if she's feeling shan then she's Sad
when shes in the mood shes glad,
When shes been wi an Edinburgh boy you know thats the best shes every had

"This is ma underclass slang al never stop speaking it the truth al always be seeking it
Till the day a die ma slang al never stop leaking it "

Were the imagination pays awe my days
if you got the Virus you have caught the AIDS

This one's on me for ignorant folks thats H.I.V

For females we call them lemon curds mixing words for some fine looking scheme birds

Smiling is cheesing
When a bird is out oh order she's cock teasing
Getting proved a grass is straight treason
if you can feel it in the air then we call that open season

Cops are called Pigs or to many derogatory names to mention to get 5.0's attention
Having a warrant is straight apprehension,

Hank marvin means starving
your back oh the house means yer garden
"who you talking to?" means beg your pardon

If you got robbed you got taxed
if you hit them back you've sussed the facts relax
but theres always a tic 4 tac relapse

Your weed spot is your stash
council smoke is called soap-bar hash
when you see the police we call dont say run we say nash
2 guys in a street fight is a dash
Being a wideo means you make cash
Getting pulled means harassed,

This is ma underclass slang al never stop speaking it till the day a die al never stop leaking it.

Double crossed means you've been trumped,
A skank is the type of bird who will always get humped,

A dafty is the type of man who will always get bumped
A guy who speaks out his neck is more than likely to the type to get jumped.

"That was some underclass slang a lyrical gang bang on English slang as a let this sentance hang....

Wordplay needs fixed so am treating it to the day a die al never stop speaking it till the day a die al never stop speaking it"

MA SLANG