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All the recent fuss about men wanting tints of grey so as to look like George Clooney rather amused me, I went grey a few years ago and didn't resort to dyeing my hair (you are who you are) but now I can thank him for making it fashionable.
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George Clooney

Dscn0013by Blogpoet18 Sep 2013

Listen mate!...So you're going grey
And everyone wants to copy your locks,
What about yours truly, I got there first.
I think you are following me
But just because you've got more money
Doesn't give you the green light
To steal my copyright.

I was going grey when you were just a lad
But it wouldn't feel so bad
If the style magazines
Had beaten a path to my door.
They didn't and I'm pissed off
Can't even get a leading role
In an ad for coffee makers,
And what's even worse
I'll probably be first
At the undertakers.