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The recent spate of admissions (boasts?) by various 'celebs' about the tally of women they bedded, prompted me to write this short poem. What a stupid way to benchmark your life.

Counting Conquests

Dscn0013by Blogpoet19 Sep 2013

It's headlined as five hundred
Or a thousand 'conquests'
That silly, famous males boast about,
In the tabloid press, where they flout
Details of their virility.
Always round figures
Never one hundred and ninety nine,
Although for me that would be fine.
Who's keeping the score?
And please...
Can I have some more.