Hoaked this one out from a pile of old scribbles (I must stop looking!).
Another one based on a true setting and scenes I have witnessed. Not much political correctness but this is how it was.
The farm. Group of men out working - hard manual labour. Time for tea. Farmers wife has it all ready - a feast! Hence the Fade o' Mait (a feed of meat, as they say!). They gather at kitchen table and frenzy feed.
Och... awa' wi' this quare tak...ye'll hay tay jist "unnerstan" it...!