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OK, and now for something completely different! This is a scene acted out every day, several times a day.

The Big Cheese

Fdf5205c-8b5b-4da8-a6dc-63fe28d680a9by Billy J. Stewart18 Mar 2014

He stands there, bold as brass, all puffed up and self-important.
Pompous twat.
Full of shite of course, but loves the sound of his own voice.
We’re-not-worthy, we’re-not-feckin’-worthy, the minions sing,
You big bollox, aye you.
Don’t you point that finger at me!
Not that he can feckin’ hear me,
With those big ugly jug-ears anyway,
The baldy bastard.
The heaving mass of blubber.
I said - You big fat ugly baldy bastard, just look at yourself!
Yep, he’s a right big cheese now, that’s for sure.
Big important, high and mighty.
All must bow and scrape at his approach.
I still can’t believe he’s getting away with it.
You’d think they’d see through him.
Promoted to his level of incompetence.
Anyway…
Hands washed, collar straightened,
Must stop gazing at this mirror and get back to work…!