‘It’s nice to be here,’ said Mum.

‘You have a lovely home,’ said Dad.

‘Thank you,’ they said.

‘This is our son,’ said Mum.

‘He’s a good boy,’ said Dad.

‘That’s nice,’ they said.

‘He likes your daughter,’ said Mum.

‘We thought they’d match,’ said Dad.

‘She’s gay,’ they said.

‘This is our daughter,’ said Mum…