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This unlike any of my other poetry, but was literally a "Shower Thought."

This works for word where the singular form is the same as the plural.

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Moose Theory

Pz-avatarby xK.A.Hx01 Jun 2017

First...
The plural of Moose = Moose.

So if M = Moose...
We can say that M = M.

If a plural word is the form of a word describing more than 1 of the corresponding object...
We can say that M + X = M with "X" being the number of moose.

Now...
Subtract "M" from each side of the equation...

Which Gives Us

X = 0

Therefore...

MOOSE DO NOT EXIST!!!!!